Worth It

Bart Baker Parodies

Compositor: Bart Baker

This song's totally worthless
It's so generic
It's got stale lyrics
And derivative music
"Talk Dirty" have you heard it?
This sounds just like it
Why the hell are we dancing
In front of the stock markets?

OK
This song also sounds a whole lot like "Problem"
Crossed with and old Jewish wedding song
I look like Chris Brown on crack
With these scary face tats
Like I just got out of
Prison prison prison prison prison
These girl's choreography is
Shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty
I can't watch it no mo!

Right now you're prolly asking why
My voice is low
Then it goes really high
And why I'm kicking this guy

Can you stop?
You heel went in my eye!

I'm the tallest in the band
But believe
I can't steal your man
If you wonder if I can
Go ahead
Just ask his fine ass

I am having trouble gettin these
Glasses off my face
I am the black girl in the group
We've got one girl from every race

Nuh uh you don't have an Asian

Ooo we must have spaced
This white girl we have really can't sing so
She can be replaced

This song's about how we're woth it
Worth having sex with
As if we're harlots
Or hookers trying to get rich
But in this vid we're actin
Like powerful women
Abusing these men
It doesn't make any sense

I am the cutest in the group
And the got a smoking hot body too
But our stylist has no clue
Be dressed me in this unsexy suit ew

It's because in this vid
You play Wall Street executives

Who came up with that concept?

I don't know but it sure is stupid

I am trying way too hard to be
Sexy to young dudes
I wink and flip my hair around
I do every cliche move
I want boys to say I'm hot
In the comments for this vid
I look like Nicole Scherzinger and Zayan Malik had a kid

We're the girl One Direction
We're a collection
Of past contestants
The 'X Factor' rejected

But I got an erection
First time I saw them
And so I signed them
And now they let me shag them

OK
This song also sounds a whole lot like "Problem"

We are suing you
Why?
Cos we've both been harassed!
You made me squeeze your junk!
And toy stuck your golf club up my ass!
This is unacceptable behavior it cannot pass!
And I demand jsutice for my clients and I want it fast

You can sue them penniless
But they're now worthless
They lost all their cash
In the stock market

What?

Sorry girls you're now homeless

God damnit!
I told you guys we shouldn't have invested in Donald Trump!